Monday, March 17, 2008
14 March FRIDAY: BLOODY PIG DAY
I was glad that it din rain today but knn buey chao chee bye!! IT WAS SCORCHING HOT!!!
I was wearing the black pants with long sleeve formal stripe top~!!
1hr 10 mins of train journey + 20mins of bus ride + 7 mins to walk in to the bird cannot lay eggs place!! LAN JIAO LA!!!!!!!!!!
The interview was quite a good experience though...
The boss and the senior accountant interviewed me..
WHAT COULD BE WORSE??
Okie.. Everything was good actually!!
B + A = BOSS + ACCOUNTANT
B + A : "So how do u rate your Accounting skills?"
ME: "I can say that i am good in my accounting skills. At least a 9 out of 10!!"
B + A: "OH!! Good!! So do you know abt bank reconciliation?"
ME: "Definitely!! However, what we have learnt in class might be not as detailed. Furthermore, i believe that in reality, it will be more complicated. I am very keen to learn more."
B + A: "Well, so why do u choose our company?"
I WAS NOT PREPARED TO ANS THIS!!
HEART WAS BEATING FAST!!
BLOOD RUSHED TO MY BRAIN!!
MY FACE WAS TURNING RED!!
THE GAN CHEONG SPIDER IN ME WAS GONNA EXPLODE!!
ME: "I was given 2 choices and i selected KPMG and APEX PAL."
I knew that i am fucking doom when i started that sentence!! I knew i couldnt crap my way through -__- Stupid peiyu.. u have ruined ur chance of earning 550 bucks per month but learn a whole truck of good accting knowledges!!
continued:
ME: "OH!! Wat i mean is i selected the 2 reputable and well established firms that are very recognised!! i feel that i know more about KPMG and your firm. I put first choice as APEX PAL actually!! *BEAM*"
STUPID!! WHO WILL BELIEVE?!?!
KPMG IS MUCH MORE RECOGNISED!! EVERYONE WILL PUT KPMG AS THE FIRST CHOICE LA!!!
OKIE!! DISHONESTY!! MINUS 100 POINTS!!
Alright.. i was disheartened but i still flashed my 10 million dollars smile and gave them a warm handshake!! Hope i din have sweaty palms at that moment cos i was super panicky!!
HAHAHAHAA!!!
OH WELL, FUCK IT!!
THE WORSE CAME!!
It was hot so i opened the stupid umbrella... so i happily strutted to the bus stop with my 2.5" stiletos.. I saw my bus coming so i jogged all the way there!! The kind bus driver actually waited for me!! TO MY HORROR, I COULDNT CLOSE MY STUPID BROLLY!! SO PAISEY!! No choice.. i had to ask the uncle to drive off without me.. So i struggled with the brolly for 10 mins and i gave up.. i threw the whole piece of junk on the construction site and ran off!! Hope some banglah picks it up and thought that it is a piece of useful gold!!
Fuck!! FUck!! FUCk!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K.. Shagged... i went home and took pics of me.. I looked like i had just slayed a dragon.. The face is damn fuck gl tired.. HAHAHA
I was glad that it din rain today but knn buey chao chee bye!! IT WAS SCORCHING HOT!!!
I was wearing the black pants with long sleeve formal stripe top~!!
1hr 10 mins of train journey + 20mins of bus ride + 7 mins to walk in to the bird cannot lay eggs place!! LAN JIAO LA!!!!!!!!!!
The interview was quite a good experience though...
The boss and the senior accountant interviewed me..
WHAT COULD BE WORSE??
Okie.. Everything was good actually!!
B + A = BOSS + ACCOUNTANT
B + A : "So how do u rate your Accounting skills?"
ME: "I can say that i am good in my accounting skills. At least a 9 out of 10!!"
B + A: "OH!! Good!! So do you know abt bank reconciliation?"
ME: "Definitely!! However, what we have learnt in class might be not as detailed. Furthermore, i believe that in reality, it will be more complicated. I am very keen to learn more."
B + A: "Well, so why do u choose our company?"
I WAS NOT PREPARED TO ANS THIS!!
HEART WAS BEATING FAST!!
BLOOD RUSHED TO MY BRAIN!!
MY FACE WAS TURNING RED!!
THE GAN CHEONG SPIDER IN ME WAS GONNA EXPLODE!!
ME: "I was given 2 choices and i selected KPMG and APEX PAL."
I knew that i am fucking doom when i started that sentence!! I knew i couldnt crap my way through -__- Stupid peiyu.. u have ruined ur chance of earning 550 bucks per month but learn a whole truck of good accting knowledges!!
continued:
ME: "OH!! Wat i mean is i selected the 2 reputable and well established firms that are very recognised!! i feel that i know more about KPMG and your firm. I put first choice as APEX PAL actually!! *BEAM*"
STUPID!! WHO WILL BELIEVE?!?!
KPMG IS MUCH MORE RECOGNISED!! EVERYONE WILL PUT KPMG AS THE FIRST CHOICE LA!!!
OKIE!! DISHONESTY!! MINUS 100 POINTS!!
Alright.. i was disheartened but i still flashed my 10 million dollars smile and gave them a warm handshake!! Hope i din have sweaty palms at that moment cos i was super panicky!!
HAHAHAHAA!!!
OH WELL, FUCK IT!!
THE WORSE CAME!!
It was hot so i opened the stupid umbrella... so i happily strutted to the bus stop with my 2.5" stiletos.. I saw my bus coming so i jogged all the way there!! The kind bus driver actually waited for me!! TO MY HORROR, I COULDNT CLOSE MY STUPID BROLLY!! SO PAISEY!! No choice.. i had to ask the uncle to drive off without me.. So i struggled with the brolly for 10 mins and i gave up.. i threw the whole piece of junk on the construction site and ran off!! Hope some banglah picks it up and thought that it is a piece of useful gold!!
Fuck!! FUck!! FUCk!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K.. Shagged... i went home and took pics of me.. I looked like i had just slayed a dragon.. The face is damn fuck gl tired.. HAHAHA
what we could have been, 3/17/2008 02:29:00 AM.
