Sinful Arthouse

2009-05-16T10:09:00.003+08:00

Trying to look as retarded as the furry bird

BIMBO NOTEPAD

Tsk.. My eyebags.. Result of a sleepless night
becos i was too excited to
go for my first exam paper

MY BABES!!

2009-04-25T21:36:00.002+08:00

MY GIRLS!!
MY AQUARIUS GIRLS!!
THESE 2 PRIMARY SCH FRIENDS ARE MY LONG LASTING FRIENDS
THEY DO NOT HAVE AN EXPIRY DATE
EVEN THOUGH WE MAY NOT MEET UP FOR AGES,
ONCE WE MET UP,
WE CAN TALK LIKE FUCK
BUFFET AFTER EXAM AGAIN MAN!!!!!!
HUAT AH!!

2009-04-19T21:17:00.003+08:00

This is what happened when u

asked an old man to

take picturesss

MIXED BERRY POCKY

2009-04-19T21:06:00.003+08:00

THIS IS THE BEST POCKY I HAVE EVER TASTED!!
I LIKE IT VERY MUCH
BUT IT IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAT 1 WANTON MEE + 2 1/2 CHAR SIEW BAOS
TA MA DE

SAT AT CLARK QUAY AND ROT
WOOOOOOO!!

2009-04-16T22:28:00.000+08:00

STRESS

SICK

STRESS

SICK

They are so related

My new fuck up fringe

2009-04-12T17:35:00.002+08:00

Sian.. Lousy Sunday
*yawn*

Fuck face

Yah u are right. Behind these pics is my BED!
For me to drop my bags/books/plastic bags/clothes!!
PIG STY!!
whooooooooooooo!!

MY CUTE HAMSTER LOOKING TUTEE

2009-04-07T22:50:00.002+08:00

MY CUTE HAMSTER LOOKING TUTEE

Good... happily studying... Maintain.. maintain..
focusssss....

Getting ABIT distracted..
but still cute

GONE
EYES POPPINGLY GONE
NO MORE ATTENTION SPAN

ECP ROCKS

2009-03-20T23:49:00.004+08:00

THEY DID NOT REJECT MY DICK/NIPPLES TAKING SESSION!!
LOVE THEM TO BITS AND PIECES

FIRST TIME CYCLING IN THE RAIN
THE RAIN WAS SO BIG TT I NEEDED A PAIR GOGGLES!!
BUT TOTALLY FUN!!

Cool Off

2009-03-03T22:39:00.000+08:00

The day the earth stood still for me

2008-11-29T00:00:00.001+08:00

My companionship is never enough for u.............

KIRARARARARARA

2008-11-06T08:50:00.002+08:00

I PRESENT KIRARA TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This lil thing followed emily's brother home and it is sooooo cute!
It knows how to shake hand with and it keeps wagging its tail!!
I am officially the "Gan Ma" of this lil cute puppy!!

It always follow Emily's granny ard so we deduct that the owner must be an old lady! Till now, no one put up a notice to claim it though.. Emily might have to bring it to SPCA if the parents dun wan it to be in the house! =~(

Anyway, I named it Kirara because i watched this jap anime Inuyasha!! The furball inside the show looks exactly like this puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUTEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

SO HARD

2008-11-03T00:16:00.003+08:00

I find it so hard to maintain a good relationship. Regardless of boyfriend/girlfriend, friends or family..

How much does one have to contribute to really touch the other party.
How do you know that the person is sincere? How to change when you know that the things you do hurt him?
How do you tell the person that the things he did actually is not to your liking even though it is trivial?
How to behave so that he will not get angry?
How to behave when you are angry but try not to let him know about it?

Who is the one person that truly gives a damn about you?

Maybe it is the way i treat the people so thats why they are not treating me good too.. Basket! But if you are my friend, i will fly down to help you when u are in trouble or very sad. And seriously, who will rush down to my rescue if i am sad or in trouble?

I REALLY DUNNO

2008-10-30T11:11:00.001+08:00

I WISH I WAS AN ANGEL

2008-10-16T15:56:00.001+08:00

FAT ARSE IRENE SUCKS BIGGEST TIME!!!
BIATCH

Busted

2008-09-11T23:34:00.000+08:00

We are all tired and worn out

AH YAT DIM SUM!!

2008-08-13T23:54:00.003+08:00

MY FAMILY AND I WENT TO AH YI BAO YU RESTAURANT ON SUNDAY TO CELEBRATE MY BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? HE RECEIVED A NEW HANDPHONE, A NEW IPOD AND A GOOD MEAL!!! TSK!!

ANYWAY, AH YAT DIM SUM IS NOT TOO BAD.. QUITE NICELY MADE BUT IT IS ONLY LIKE A 3/5!! HOWEVER, THE DESSERT IS GOOD AND THEY HAVE QUITE A VAREITY!!

WE ORDERED PIG INTESTINE SOUP AND PORK LEG VINEGAR CLAYPOT!! CHEAP!!

30% ON SUNDAY FOR ALL DIM SUM AND SEAFOOD AND 50% FROM MON - FRI!!

2008-08-10T17:35:00.000+08:00

I WAN THIS HAIR!!

I AM SERIOUS!!

GROW GROW GROW!!

BAKING SESSION AT CHUNNY'S PLACE!!

2008-08-10T17:27:00.003+08:00

SUPER NICE BANANA MUFFINS!

SERIOUS

THE PICTURE DOESNT DO JUSTICE TO OUR UBER NICE TIRAMISU

IT IS REALLY REALLY NICE!!

NO JOKE U KNOW!!

SO IMPRESSED BY THE RECIPE ON THE SPONGE FINGERS WRAPPER!!

WOOTZ

I HAVE LEARNT A LESSON!!

BAKING LESSON: IT IS ALWAYS MORE FUN IF YOU BAKE WITH FRIENDS!! BAKING ALONE CAN BE BORING (SOMETIMES)

HAHAHAHAH!!

MORE AND MORE BAKING LESSONS!!

WEEEEEE

INTERNSHIT

2008-08-06T14:14:00.002+08:00

THERE IS NO FURTHER PART TO THE APPEASE ME PROJECT!!

JUST PART 1 AND PART 1 AND PART 1

*KAPUI*

But its okie.. I am ending internshit soon!! 1 less shit!! However, i am going back to starhub on 18th august!! I need to play hard before i go to hell man!!

Too Eng Kiat eh
The indian man eh
The drunkard eh
The siao kias eh

Tolong tolong eh!!

Go away eh!!

=~(

2008-07-29T09:34:00.000+08:00

http://memyselfmine.blogspot.com
=~(

2008-07-07T21:43:00.000+08:00

APPEASE ME PROJECT PART 1

http://www.shawnkaran.com/

NOT TOO BAD =D

2ND YR ANNIVERSARY =(

2008-07-01T23:48:00.005+08:00

Happy 2nd anniversary baby!!
Though we are going to have so many other anniversaries ahead of us,

I just want to take this chance to tell you how much you mean to me.

Happy anniversary my love! I'm glad i found you.
Hope the flowers are not too heavy!

This msg was written on the card which was sent with the bouquet of flowers to my office..

I am okie with the flowers cos i told shawn karan that i am NOT a flower person and a bouquet of flowers costs 55 bucks which is the same price as the perfume i like!!

Well, seeing the msg on the card made me feel better cos it is soooooo SWEET.

But to realise that the msg is the standard template written by the florist..

He said he decided to use the standard template becos the msg he has written is uncomparable to the standard template..

We have been together for 2 yrs and if he cant even think of a simple short msg like this, I think his mind is on something else rather than me.

And I also found out the plan to send me flowers was decided yesterday night..

He said he wanted to compose a song for me but he din cos he did not have a recording mic..

So we finished dinner at 815pm and started wandering aimlessly..

He knew i wasnt too happy abt the whole thing so he asked me "Are u disappointed that last yr we had nice hotel and this yr there is nothing?"

Suddenly, i realised that there is REALLY NOTHING THIS YR..

Last minute flowers

No card

Not even a short and sweet msg

Though there was a dinner treat from him

I went to source for the eating place as well

I think he is sick of planning, sick of everything, cant be bothered..

He chose to slp at 1030pm while i baked and made card for him till 230am..

He offered to send me home but i was not too sure if it was becos i was sulking..

But i rejected

He boarded the bus and i walked alone to town

SOBBING LIKE A COW

Now i know how a relationship can turn sour overnight..

I tried really hard to be a nice gf

I go to his house to every wkend

I will buy things he likes to eat for and also buy some for his family

I tried to control my temper..

I tried and tried and tried...

No effort from the other party though...

PAUPER

2008-06-29T11:29:00.002+08:00

WAT THE HELL

WKEND IS ENDING!!

I WENT TO ZARA TO GRAB A FEW TOPS THAT ARE ON SALE!!!

OMG.. LIFE IS GOOD WHEN U ARE SPENDING MONEY.. AND BUYING PRETTY STUFFS

BUT WHEN I LOOK AT MY BANK ACCOUNT, I DUN EVEN NEED MY TEN FINGERS TO COUNT

THE NUMBERS IN MY ACCOUNT IS 943..

943.00 BUCKS? 94.30 BUCKS?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9.43 BUCKEROOOSSSS

=(

FUCK OFF

2008-06-23T23:02:00.000+08:00

I HATE 2ND ANNIV

I DUN WANNA PLAN

I DUN WANNA GO

FUCK IT

2008-06-22T23:14:00.001+08:00

I was taking photos for my website and was feeling super pissed and tired and burnt under the scorching sun but my sister kept usrging me to give new posts!!

She asked me to do something with the pole!! I was thinking.. either i uproot it or fuck it!! So i have decided to fuck it by having a pole dance with it!!

Luckily it is 10am in the morning =D

No one is ard except for a stupid old tiko pek who wanted to peek at me change -__-

2008-06-03T02:18:00.001+08:00

http://web.mac.com/chris_mabel/iWeb/friends/hens%20nite.html

TIRED

2008-05-18T10:31:00.001+08:00

I am having exam stress
I am venting frustration on people ard me
I am waiting for 2nd JUNE!!

LASTLY, I AM SO TIRED ESPECIALLY WHEN U DUN UNDERSTAND ME!!

RANDOM POSTING!!

2008-05-13T12:15:00.003+08:00

I GOT 1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR DEAL OR NO DEAL!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

THIS IS THE COMPENSATION SIM GAVE ME AFTER I DISPUTED WITH THEM REGARDING THE MEMBERSHIP FEE..

TAMADE

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!

2008-05-13T11:59:00.005+08:00

I am trying so hard to hide behind my brother so that my face will look smaller!!

WAHAHAHAHA

No joke.. Yan Ge BLACKED OUT!!

PORRIGDE!!

The list of food we ordered but sadly, they took 30-40mins to serve us becos they dropped the list somewhere. The worst thing was that the in charge was not rependent when my sis and i went up to scream at her!! We got the small fry (waitress) to check for us TWICE and nothing was done!! In the end we had to go up personally to her and scream at her. The thing she should do is to apologise.. She doesnt know she is in a service line.. But after the screaming, our food came like rocket.. I din wanna eat at first but my mum asked me to eat..

FOOD STRIKE!!

The food was not bad actually but the service shucks!!

I wanna to ask for compensation but my parents dragged me away..

Nice pp get bullied.. the meanies always win!!

I know a few meanies.. They always win.. =x

FAMILY PHOTO!!

I went all the way to ANG MO KIO AVE 10 to buy this cake okie!!

Black Forest Cake with liquor!!!

The cake is so soft that it danced in my mouth!!

I dun dare to eat cake for i am FAT but i ate a whole slice that night!!

WOOTZ!!

2008-05-06T23:08:00.001+08:00

BANANA GIRL.. ALL BECOS OF DAWN!!

HAHAHA!! THE AFTER PARTY WAS FUN!!

MAYBE BECOS I WAS HIGH ON ALCOHOL!! =D

I SPENT MY SIS'S LAST NTU DAY WITH HER!!

2008-05-06T23:03:00.001+08:00

We wanted to take something that look super 3D but kinda flopped.. Actually it is my sister who loves to take photo... I was already dead beat after 1.5 hrs of tennis under the scorching hot sun from 1.30am to 1pm!! I studied in NTU while my sister did her project!! I am such a nice girl!! HAHAHAHA!!

Chee Bye!! MY EXAM IS COMING AND WAT AM I DOING WITH THESE PP WHO HAVE JUST FINISHED THEIR EXAMS!! FUCK OFF!!

ARGHHHHHHHHH

SHAWN AND HIS NEW PS3

2008-05-06T23:01:00.002+08:00

HE DOESNT WANNA TAKE PHOTO WITH ME WHEN I ASKED HIM TO BUT HE CAN FUCKING TAKE PHOTO OF HIS NEW WHITE PS3!!

THAT PIECE OF METAL/CHIPS/ACRYLIC COSTS ME 580 BUCKS!! CHEE BYE!!

AS BAD OR EVER WORSE

2008-04-27T22:57:00.002+08:00

STILL FEEL AS BAD...
SHAWN IS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BUT TO NO AVAIL
I STILL FEEL LOUSY.. =(
GONNA SUFFER INTERNAL INJURIES SOON..

OH.. I BOUGHT SHAWN PS3~ FINALLY.. OWED HIM 2 YRS BDAE PRESENT.. HAHA

BAD SATURDAY

2008-04-27T10:25:00.000+08:00

I THINK I REALLY SUCK BIG TIME.. I AM LOUSY IN EVERYTHING I DO

SHAWN AGREES

CHUNNY BDAE!!

2008-04-22T10:29:00.004+08:00

Alrighty!! We went to celebrate Chunny's bdae yesterday at Ichiban!! The sushi rocks but the main course sucks!! I ate the Salomon don which is really really raw and healthy but the rice kinda SUCK BIG TIME!!

Grace and Sharon were very sweet!! They got huiyu, chunny and me a piece of cake each man!! Hahahaha!! It is a SURPRISE!!

Sharon will be having exam on Wed and Thurs and she made effort and came to the dinner too!! Very very very nice of her!! I would be having a sulky face if i were her.. HAHAHA!!

AND OH MY GOD!! I LOVE GRACE'S DRESS!! IT IS LIKE 80 PLUS FROM MISS SELFRIDGE!! KANASAI!! RICH PP ARE ALL SPENDING LIKE SIAO!! Anyway, Sharon and Grace wore dresses.. kinda overdressed cos huiyu, chunny and i were wearing like shorts and i was just wearing a polo tee!! Wahahahaha!! And the polo tee is free!! From my workplace!! The material is really good though!! DIVEJUNKIE!! Thats the brand!! =D

OVerall Verdict of ICHIBAN: FUCK UP (Though i love the wallpaper alot!! Hahahahah!!)

I was looking at the cam hole!! =(

I look so fat in this photo =(

I tried to be thin!! Hahahah!!

The cakes!!

Ops.. Huiyu is out of picture!!

NTU FIESTA~

2008-04-17T23:04:00.002+08:00

STUDY!!

2008-04-09T21:53:00.004+08:00

Went to study with Suelin today!!

Wah lao!! The library is like quite packed ard 12 noon la!!

Think next time i am going to Jurong Point library!!

I saw cuties there before

OOOooooooo

Sorry shawnie..

I used eye power only.. LEARN FROM YOU!! CHAO CHEE BYE!! SEE MORE ANG MOH/EURASIANS/GIRLS LA!! GO AHEAD!! WAHAHAHAHA!!

My fingers look quite long here man!! Think i was a pianist in my previous life

Wahahahahahhahahaha!!

IKEA!! - 8/4/2008

2008-04-09T21:41:00.004+08:00

I went to Ikea with Shawn yesterday!!
Look at this kitchen!!
So cosy cottage feel~
Gonna do something like like in future~!!
Anyway, no carparted floor.. V dirrrrrty...

Hint: Shawn's living/study room are semi carpeted =x

MY FRIENDS~

2008-04-08T00:28:00.006+08:00

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS~!! LONG LOST FRIENDS~!!

Emily is a filthy rich working adult now earning money like nobody's business!! She treated me lunch that day and we shopped till we drop!! Anyway, i dropped.. She was just doing some window shopping!! Disadvantage to shop with pp!! I dun have self control and always spent like fuck!! =(

Emily~!

You Jing!! My event coordinator aka my "lil boss" Know her since Secondary school.. Not bad.. Long time nv see her but we still got lots to talk.. Must be she is too talkative.. ITS NOT ME, YOU JING!! WAHAHAHA!!

We are in our lame tee shirts!! The words "Seen it" are right at our tits!! It is like telling the uncles to look at our boobies!! (Doing a stupid Macbook Air job) I HATE MY JOB!!!

Sinister Look!! Sick!!

Anyway, continue from Emily.. So hard to take photo with my iphone cos it will drop anytime!! And i kept looking sideway at the mirror to do the adjustments instead of looking at the camera hole.. Chee bye.. Hahaha!!

New Blogskin

2008-03-31T23:40:00.006+08:00

The new blogskin reflects my mood.. Black and white and greyish..

Will turn colourful one day v soon!!

I wanted this very much
http://www.blogskins.com/sotd/2008/02/09
but it doesnt reflect my mood..

Maybe if i get better, i will use this..

Friends.. USE THIS AND DIE!!! ROAR!!

HAHAHAH!!

MEMORIES!!!

2008-03-31T22:06:00.013+08:00

I changed back to my Samsung Phone and look wat i have found!! Such nice photos and great memories!!! Thinking of deleting some of the photos so i better post some up first in case i need to review.. It is always good to keep good memories right? Hahaha!!

He managed to cover the cam lens!!

This bear looks exactly like Shawnnie

My first bouquet of flowers!!

2nd bouquet of flowers!!

1st Anniv book!! I made this for Shawnnie

Quite nice right? Hahaha!!

My Xmas present!!

My first hand made Sushi!!

The first time i played PS3 with Shawnnie at The Cathay that game shop!! Super fun!! I rock at shooting enemies!! The 360 degree shooting tactics rock!!

Meatballs bento!!

He thought he was out of my Cam's focus.. =x

I HATE BEING A BRAND AMBASSADORS

2008-03-31T14:23:00.005+08:00

I hate working as "Brand Ambassadors"!!
The term is really really nice but it is just giving out pamphlets at IMM at the entrance in between Samuel and Kelvin and Adidas.. -__-

I got rejected like 10001 times... =~(
I was quite slack but my partner is really really really is bloody chao enthu!!
But i like her though.. she is cute.. 18 yrs old.. Who feels that 7 bucks per hr is v v v good money thus she is motivated to work hard..

For a 21 yrs old golddigger, i need MORE MORE MORE~~!!!! HAHAHAH!! Just kidding!! I think it is good money la... Just stand there only.. But i heard there is a mystery shopper who will pretend to be a shopper and spy on us.. hmmm.. fire me pls!! I HATE THIS JOB!! NO DIGNITY!!

So pp, pls take the pamphlets when pp give u OKIE?

Oh!! And i saw a mother, father and son-in-law fighting... Damn good fight.. The mother used the super hard wedges and threw at the son-in-law's face!! HIS BACK WAS FACING ME BUT WHEN HE TURNED ARD TO GET OUT OF THE IMM, I SAW HIS NOSE BLOODING LIKE A RUNNING TAP!!! Well, the fight sort of continued outside the shopping mall and they came back into the shopping mall to quarrel again.. I think the mother is sot.. Menopause biatch... Using her super wedges to threaten everyone.. She wanted to throw it in her hubby's face too.. but lucky she din.. In the end, she threw it at her hubby's back when he turned ard and walked away from her.. HAHAHA!!

Lesson Learnt: Nv buy shoes that are super thick and heavy or pointed for your crazy wife/gf..

They were saying my blog will be labelled as mature themes blog if i post the kukujiao photos.. Like real.. -__-

Anyway, life is full of unexpected things..

I thought i wun get my paya lebar lame job but i got it..
I thought i will be a rocker accountant but i am v lazy to go for my goal now..
My mum thought i will be a genius and have good grades but i din..
My friends thought Shawn and i will break up within 1 year but we din...

Hmmm...

I nv thought i will be rich... maybe i will be really rich when i grow up...

Anyway, i heard 2 nice songs today!!

Adele - Chasing Pavements
Lube Fiasco Matthew Santos - Superstar

Soul singers.. *MeltZ*

K... my entry is really random today.. HAHAHAHHA

KUKUJIAO!! (NOT JIE QI BUT THE REAL THANG!!)

2008-03-28T20:12:00.006+08:00

OH MY GOD!!

SHAWN KARAN THAT HORNY OLD MAN SENT ME TWO PHOTOS TODAY!!

1st photo:

Not too bad.. Quite farnie!!
Banana kukujiao!!

2nd photo:

ROCKS LAR!!! This photo is hilarious!! Cos i was viewing from the MSN window which shows v small photos so i thought wat is wrong with a hotdog bun. I clicked on the link and laughed till i drop!! Such a nice mustard kukubird bun!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!

2008-03-24T23:24:00.002+08:00

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!

I HAVE BEEN INTERVIEWING FOR PROMOTERS JOB RELENTLESSLY!!

HARDWORKING GURL!!

WOOT!!

BUSY BUSY!!

EXAM EXAM!!

FUCK SCHOOL!!

PAYA LEBAR!!

2008-03-18T23:48:00.005+08:00

Chee Bye..

I think Apex Pal accepted me..

Cheapo labour.. HaiZ

PROS AND CONS

DILEMMA

==========================================================

I went to town with shawn to fix his watch and intend to watch SPiderwick.

SHAWN KARAN WAS LATE AGAIN!! (FOREVER ONE MAN...)

We walked all the way from Orchard MRT to Orchard Hotel to look for stupid FJ Benjamin but to realise that it has ficking moved to the building in OUB Bank at Faber House. So we had to take bus all the way to Heeren because the weather was scorching fucking chee byely hot!!

Contents are censored due to my bf having panic attack!!

KNN BUEY PAYA LEBAR!!!

2008-03-17T02:29:00.006+08:00

14 March FRIDAY: BLOODY PIG DAY

I was glad that it din rain today but knn buey chao chee bye!! IT WAS SCORCHING HOT!!!
I was wearing the black pants with long sleeve formal stripe top~!!
1hr 10 mins of train journey + 20mins of bus ride + 7 mins to walk in to the bird cannot lay eggs place!! LAN JIAO LA!!!!!!!!!!

The interview was quite a good experience though...

The boss and the senior accountant interviewed me..

WHAT COULD BE WORSE??

Okie.. Everything was good actually!!

B + A = BOSS + ACCOUNTANT

B + A : "So how do u rate your Accounting skills?"
ME: "I can say that i am good in my accounting skills. At least a 9 out of 10!!"

B + A: "OH!! Good!! So do you know abt bank reconciliation?"
ME: "Definitely!! However, what we have learnt in class might be not as detailed. Furthermore, i believe that in reality, it will be more complicated. I am very keen to learn more."

B + A: "Well, so why do u choose our company?"

I WAS NOT PREPARED TO ANS THIS!!

HEART WAS BEATING FAST!!
BLOOD RUSHED TO MY BRAIN!!
MY FACE WAS TURNING RED!!
THE GAN CHEONG SPIDER IN ME WAS GONNA EXPLODE!!

ME: "I was given 2 choices and i selected KPMG and APEX PAL."

I knew that i am fucking doom when i started that sentence!! I knew i couldnt crap my way through -__- Stupid peiyu.. u have ruined ur chance of earning 550 bucks per month but learn a whole truck of good accting knowledges!!

continued:
ME: "OH!! Wat i mean is i selected the 2 reputable and well established firms that are very recognised!! i feel that i know more about KPMG and your firm. I put first choice as APEX PAL actually!! *BEAM*"

STUPID!! WHO WILL BELIEVE?!?!
KPMG IS MUCH MORE RECOGNISED!! EVERYONE WILL PUT KPMG AS THE FIRST CHOICE LA!!!
OKIE!! DISHONESTY!! MINUS 100 POINTS!!

Alright.. i was disheartened but i still flashed my 10 million dollars smile and gave them a warm handshake!! Hope i din have sweaty palms at that moment cos i was super panicky!!

HAHAHAHAA!!!

OH WELL, FUCK IT!!

THE WORSE CAME!!

It was hot so i opened the stupid umbrella... so i happily strutted to the bus stop with my 2.5" stiletos.. I saw my bus coming so i jogged all the way there!! The kind bus driver actually waited for me!! TO MY HORROR, I COULDNT CLOSE MY STUPID BROLLY!! SO PAISEY!! No choice.. i had to ask the uncle to drive off without me.. So i struggled with the brolly for 10 mins and i gave up.. i threw the whole piece of junk on the construction site and ran off!! Hope some banglah picks it up and thought that it is a piece of useful gold!!

Fuck!! FUck!! FUCk!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K.. Shagged... i went home and took pics of me.. I looked like i had just slayed a dragon.. The face is damn fuck gl tired.. HAHAHA

QI'S DAY

2008-03-17T02:19:00.006+08:00

9th March 2008:

QI's friend arranged a nice and sweet surprise for her!!
Different groupies were there !!

1) Haixin and Rebecca
2) Hazel and joleen
3) AND US!~~

We met up at Waffletown and surprised Qi with a cake!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So nice!! But i am so guilty cos i din do much in the planning and i was THE LATEST!! =(

Went to chill at Holland V later!!

And AND ANDDDDD!! VER VER IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEE
It has been long since we guys gathered together and chill!!

PAM

MOUSE

VER VER!!

Qi was busy entertaining her guest and Dawn was abducted by her Raymond before she could take the individual photos!!

WAHAHAHAHAHHA

INTERVIEW SUCKS!!

2008-02-27T00:35:00.006+08:00

STANDBY!!

READY FOR CAMWHORE!!

TESTING 1

WITHOUT TUCKING IN!!

SHOCKED COS I SEE THE CRAZY WOMAN COMING!!

SARCASTIC MAMA

TRYING HARD TO BE IN THE PIC!!

SHE RESTED ON MY SHOULDER LA!!

SHAKE MY CAM!

IF NOT IT WUN LOOK AS THOUGH OUR HSE IS HAVING EARTHQUAKE!!

FINALLY

PEACE OUT!!

The interview was quite BAD!! I din do my bestest to get the position!!

Chee bye!!

But the pay is damn sick!! $550 only!! PEANUTS!!

Maybe it is good if they dun wanna emply me

Cos i cant back out of the stupid interviews now!!

Wat a mess i am into!!

Watched Jumper with Shawn1!

Not bad!!

The male lead is damn cute!!

Anyway, i shant blame Shawn Karan for looking at Ang Mohs anymore (though i will still feel bu shuang) !! Nice girl~!!

WAHAHAHAHAH!!

BIRTHDAY AT RE BEN CHUN!!

2008-02-24T21:02:00.006+08:00

SHARON AND HUIYU!!

CHUNNY MADE HUIYU A MOIST CHOCOLATE CAKE!!

VERY NICE!!

tHINK THINK MAN!!

I FORCED EVERYONE TO TAKE AN INDIVIDUAL PHOTO EACH FOR MY IPHONE =d

THEIR FACE WILL BE SHOWN BIG BIG ON MY HP SCREEN WHEN THEY CALL ME!!

WEEEeeee!!

CHUNNY INDIVIDUAL!!

CHUNNY AND ME!!

INDIVIDUA: SHARON!!

Overall: Re Ben Chun is so nice!! SALMON SASHIMI!!!

The side i will never know

2008-02-19T22:41:00.003+08:00

He has got a side of me that i will never know.

He is trying all means to hide those secrets from me.

The more he hides. the more i wanna know

Obviously, he has got things to hide and obviously, i am gonna dig them out

Invading privacy and knowing wat he is doing is totally DIFFERENT

Disgusting piece of shit!!

PMS

2008-02-18T21:57:00.000+08:00

OVERNIGHT GAMBLING

GAMBLE HANGOVER

Valentine's Day

2008-02-15T20:09:00.009+08:00

14 FEB 2008 - HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

We went to Waraku Pasta!! NICE AND CHEAP!! I rike to go to this kinda place rather than expensive restaurants!! The set lunch is so so so CHEAP!

$16.80 for a salad, a corn soup, a mini bacon pizza and a Carbonara sphagetti!!! NICE!!

I received a Goddiva Choc worth 80 plus which is so freaking ex for 13 pieces but they were realyl nice!! Shawn and i ate them up on the spot!! *SLURP*

MORE IMPORTANTLY, I GOT A SURPRISE FROM SHAWN!!

He got me an IPHONE!!!
I
was so shocked but very happy~ =D

Godiva Choc

I couldnt finish my pasta and i gave half of mine to Shawn!! He had

finished his main course and he could finish mine!! Look at his gluttony

face!!

Another

Mouth!!

Ops!! He realised i was taking his photos!! (he forbids me to post his

photos so i censored it!! I am Super obedient =D )

My first photo on my new Iphone!! Can u see my blood clot eye? OPS!!

NONG LI BIRTHDAY!!

2008-02-05T09:49:00.000+08:00

My Chinese Birthday!!

My parents said i was fully booked before my birthday till after my birthday so they have no choice but to celebrate my Chi Birthday with me!! So touched.. I ate my fav mee sua with 2 eggs!!! I RIKE!!

I was trying so hard to smile like a fiary..

Smiling sucks

My Family singing birthday song to me!!

I am swaying along with the music!!

Lalala

My brother suddenly spray assault me!!

I gave the pia kia fuck up face.. Cos i was covered in cobwebs.. Lucky he nv spray while the flames are still on.. If not there will be an explosion!!

Special request by my sister to act sexy with the strawberry!! I tried!!

I think this kinda fuck up pic is still my forte =D

Self Timing 1ST ATTEMPT: FAILURE
The legs are chee byely fugly man!! I look like i am doing horse stance!!

Self Timing 2nd ATTEMPT: SUCCESS
We look hot =)

Updates: My sister hates my brother cos they fought (as in physically fought; with bruises and scars etc)
She covered my brother with her index finger while taking photo!!
Laugh till i die..
Not bad.. she can be farnie some times

My eyes were shut but i thiink my mum was smiling like she saw GOLD INGOTS so i have decided to put this up too!! She was pinching my arse u know..

Sicko!!

2nd Attempt: My fingers show "2" and my sister's finger shows "1"
HAPPY 21st BDAE TO ME!!
WEEEEE

KAO BEI 1

KAO BEI 2

Checking my email while waiting for my cake to be served
So bimbo
TSK

ACT CUTE ATTEMPTS!!

CAKES!!!!!!!

CONTINUED....

2008-02-01T12:05:00.000+08:00

TA DA!!

My 21st Bdae Presents!!

MY SISTER MADE A NICE BRACELET WITH THE INITAIL "P" ON IT!! sHE SPECIALLY WENT DOWN TO CHINATOWN TO BUY FOR ME.. SO TOUCHED!!

AND OF COURSE, THERE IS A 68 BUCKS ANG BAO INSIDE!!

WAHAHHAA

THE CARD IS VERY COOL!! THE ANG BAO IS SLOTTED IN BETWEEN 2 CARDVBOARDS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SECRET COMPARTMENT!! IDEAMAN!!

SHE FOUGHT WITH MY BRO AND GOT BRUISES ON HER FACE AND ARMS BECOS SHE NEEDED THE COM..

OPPS!!

SHAWN SENT FLOWES TO THE OFFICE!!

SO PAISEY!!

NOW EVERONE KNOWS I GOT A BF LIAO!!

DAMN IT =x

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

KIDDING~!

THE FLOWERS ARE VERY NICE!! =D

WOOOOOOOooooo!!

THE MORE THE MERRIER!!

FULL OF ANG BAOSSSSS!!

THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF I WENT TO CHOOSE MYSELF AT CHINATOWN OG!! BUT I THINK JIEQI WENT TO VIVOCITY TO GET IT FOR ME!! THE SALESPERSON IS UBER CUTE!! SHY AND HUMBLE BOY!! I RIKE!! THOSE ARROGANT ARSEHOLES ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!! I LIKE THIS DKNY WATCH MORE AND MORE!! THANKS JIEQI, DAWN, MOUSE AND PAM!!!

ANYWAY, I HAD A GREAT TIME AT PARTY WORLD!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME PAM AND MOUSE ARE EARLY!! DAWN, MOUSE AND PAM WENT TO THE ROOM AT PARTY WORLD FIRST TO DECORATE IT FOR ME!! SO SWEET!! IT WAS REALLY UNEXPECTED!! AND JIEQI SAID SHE CHANGED HER OFF DAY FOR ME (THOUGH SHE IS KANINA STILL LATE)!! SUPER TOUCHED!! LETS ORGANISE A HOT PARTY FOR MOUSE TOO!! 21ST BDAE IS MORE SPECIAL AFTERALL!!

MUWAHAHAHA

AH!! SEE!! NECKLACES!! CANDY WAS THE FIRST KIND SOUL TO BUY ME A NECKLACE (THANKS TO DESMOND WHO HELPED ME ANNOUCE!!) IT HAS A PARIS PENDANT!! SO CUTE!! TOTALLY HOT!! =x EUNICE GOT ME A SET OF EARRINGS FROM DIVA TOO!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

OH.. MY BROTHER'S JEWELLERY BOX.. HMMM.. HEY BRUDDER.. THE BOX GOT MUSKY SMELL LOR.. THATS IT.. U ARE GONNA GET A DOG SHIT SMELL SPORTS SHOE FROM ME FOR YOUR COMING BDAE!!

WAHAHHAHAHAHA!!

MY MUM BOUGHT ME THIS NECKLACE.. HMMM.. I DUN HATE IT BUT I DUN LOVE IT TOO.. IT IS SO MALAY LOOKING AND IT IS SO COMPLICATED.. I TOLD HER I WAN A SIMPLE LOOKING DIAMOND NECKLACE.. =(

BUT IT IS OKIE!! I WILL WEAR IT WHEN THERE ARE FORMAL FUNCTIONS OR WHEN I WANNA LOOK LIKE A FAT MALAY TAI TAI!!

WEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee

GROUP PHOTOS!!

FANG WEI LIWEN AND JIAXIN BOUGHT ME THIS!! SO CUTE!! THE KUKUBIRD IS THE SWITCH!! HMMM.. EVERY NIGHT I HAVE TO FLIP IT.. OOOOO!!

FUCK YOU HORNY BIATCHES!!

THANKS SO MUCH!!!

LOVELY HEAR LOCKET NECKLACE FROM FW, LW AND JX TOO!!

VICTORY!!!!

OFFICIALLY JOBLESS

2008-01-29T17:21:00.001+08:00

I AM OFFICIALLY JOBLESS NOW!!

I AM SOOO FREE!!

SUDDENLY I FEEL SOOOO RELIEVED BUT I WILL HAVE HEADACHE WHEN I NEED TO PAY FOR MY UOL REVISION CLASS =(

NVM!!

I AM GOING TO GET A TUITION AND I WILL GO BACK TO CALL CENTRE IN JUNE!!

I LOVE BETTIANN, SITI AND TOMMY!!

SUCH NICE SOULS!! =D

PS: I KNOW THEY LOVE ME TOO =x

27 JANUARY 2008

2008-01-27T22:11:00.000+08:00

27 JANURAY 2008:

I GAVE A TREAT TO MY FAMILY, AH MA AND GUGU + FAMILY!! WE WENT ALL THE WAY TO CHINATOWN HONG XIM RESTAURANT TO EAT DIM SUM!!! MY GOD!! THEY ARE OKIE ONLY!! WASTE MY TIME!! I WAS WEARING THESE HEELS WHICH ARE KILLERS!! I WAS HAVING A SORE FEET BY END OF THE DAY MAN.. KANASAI!!

ANYWAY, I GOT A 50 BUCKS ANG BAO FROM AH MA AND 100 BUCKS ANG BAO FROM GU GU!! OKIE LAR!! NOT TOO BAD~!!

MY MUM GAVE ME A NECKLACE (WHICH IS DAMN MALAY LOOKING).. =( MY BRO GAVE ME A JEWELLERY BOX, MY DAD GAVE ME ANG BAO!! MY SIS MADE ME A NICE CARD WITH A SECRET COMPARTMENT. SHE SLOTTED THE ANG BAO INSIDE - 68 BUCKS WITH A NICE CHARM BRACELET!! AND MOST UNEXPECTED OF ALL, FANGWEI, LIWEN AND JIAXIN GAVE ME A NAUGHTY BOY LAMP (THE ONE WHEREBY THE KUKUBIRD IS THE SWITCH) AN D AHEART SHAPED PENDANT!! WOOT!! SO TOUCHED!!

ANYWAY, TALKING ABT UNEXPECTED STUFFS, JOON WHYE SMSED ME!! SO TOUCHED!! RARE GUEST MAN!!

P.S. REGINA!! YOU GOT A HOT NICE BOYFRIEND!! YOU ROCK!! HAHAHA

HMMM.. I AM SO SUBJECTIVE *SHRUGGED*

I AM BEING LOVED!!! =D

PLS TUNE IN TO MY 30 DAYS BDAE CELEBRATIONS PHOTOS SOON!!

WAHHAHAHAA

25 JANUARY 2008

2008-01-27T21:59:00.000+08:00

25TH JANUARY:

I WENT FOR LIHUI AND MY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WITH LIHUI, JIA HWA, CHUNNY, XIAO WEI AND THEIR BFS - CLIVE, DESMOND AND KHONG AT HOG'S BREATH!!

JIA HWA AND CHUNNY MANAGED TO PERSUADE SHAWN TO GO WITH ME MAN!! IT IS A MIRACLE!!!

ANYWAY, MY NATURAL PRIME RIB IS OH SOOO GOOD!! THE CURLY FRIES FROM HOG'S IS DAMN GOOD MAN!!

DESMOND AND CLIVE WERE FARNIE!! - GAYING ARD.. TSK

KHONG GAVE LIHUI AND I A ROSE EACH!! SO NICE!!

WE HAD A SURPRISE LATER!! XIAOWEI, DES AND CHUNNY MADE AN OREO CHEESECAKE FOR US!! I WAS REALLY CAUGHT BY SURPRISE COS I DIN KNOW THE BIATCHES CAN BE SO SWEET EH!!

HAHAHAHA!!

ANYWAY, SHAWN SENT A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS TO MY OFFICE.. SO PAISEY!! BUT THE FLOWERS WERE REALLY NICE!! =D

THANKS SO MUCH BABES AND HUINKS!!

LAST OF ALL, I AM 21 AND I FEEL SO MATURE!!

26TH JANUARY:

I SPENT MY BIRTHDAY WITH SHAWN KARAN!!

I GOT A MEE GORENG BIRTHDAY TREAT =(

BUT I DUN MIND BECOS I ATE TOO MUCH THESE FEW DAYS!!

GONNA BE REALLY FAT AFTER MY BDAE CELEBRATIONS.. =(

I HAVE YET TO RECEIVE MY BDAE PRESENT SHAWN KARAN... TSK!!

LOVE

2008-01-11T16:23:00.000+08:00

What is the definition of love?
SOOOooooo Bored in the office
makes me think abt my Bangkok trip!! HAHAHAHA

Anyway, these are some pictures which constitute to the meaning of DIFFERENT TYPES of Love =D

LOVE IS:

Couple being in love

Siblings/Family Love

Religious love (hang out with Shawn too much =x)

Dickheads in love

Hypocritical Love

For me: Love for MONEY~

I dunno what this is but i googled it.. it says this is a definition of love. From an artistic view, i think that menses blood is gushing out from her CB and yet she is trying hard to act cute.. =)

Finally, Love is supporting each other in old age =)

RETRENCHMENT

2008-01-04T23:29:00.000+08:00

STARHUB RETRENCHED ME
STUPID TRACY
SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN ADMIN

PAUPER LIFE CONTINUES
*SOB*

TUITION?
*DOUBLE SOB*

CALL CENTRE?
*TRIPLE SOB*

GHOST IN SIM (Part 2 of my lousy day)

2008-01-02T21:04:00.000+08:00

I went to toilet after my lesson ard 6.30pm. That was the grossiest experience ever. I went to do big business and i was about to reach climax when suddenly this person/ghost came into the cubicle beside me. I was thinking "okie.. i shall shit quietly" BUT!!! I was horrified when i saw a pair of BOOTS!! And SUDDENLY!! This foot stretched across my cubicle and i could see the yellowish torn and tattered toes wiggling at me!! I think that it was purposely showing the foot to me!! I WAS SO SCARED!! I THOUGHT ITS A BANGLAH/GHOST/RAPIST. But as my shit was halfway finished, i could only continue!! I mustered my courage and peeped at the top of my cubicle fearing that i would see a floating head. TO my HORROR, there was no head.. HAHAHA!! It was damn bad lar!! I cant even confirm if it was a ghost.. I quickly cleaned my arse and ran out of my cubicle!! While i was shitting, i was thinking abt how to attaack the weird thing beside me if it/she/he chased after me.

1) jab his throat
2) kick his groin
3) faint (if its a ghost)

HORRENDOUS EXPERIENCE!!

ARGHHHHHHHhhhhh

LIFE SUCKS AS A PAUPER (Part 1)

2008-01-02T20:43:00.000+08:00

This afternoon, I realised that i am so poor (though i think i am poor all along but i feel the impact when i need to pay for school fees) I din plan for this year becos i had been celebrating Christmas like the China pp celebrating Chinese New Year - 15 days of endless partying. The total damage is a big "OUCH" and I totally forgot about my Exam fee of $2084.

I received the letter to inform me regarding the payment yesterday night and i told my mum this morning that i need to borrow 2K from her. She told me "I dun have" and she kept quiet. As an obstinate Aquarius, when the person doesnt wanna help me when i asked her/him the first time, i wun bother to ask them the second time. So i walked away and locked myself in the room to think of solutions.

Solutions:

1) borrow from bank
2) borrow from friends
3) stop school
4) jump down from the coolest spot (entrance) in SIM and haunt the school for life

I came to a conclusion that the first option - borrow from bank rocks so i changed and flew down to Maybank which is super near my house to enquire. The lackey was a uglified snobbish arse. He knew that i am a pauper (prolly frolm my shuai1 face) and he din wanna press the button for my number.. when there was no one in the queue. I hate Maybank. So i chiong to SIM admin office to get the form for NTUC income bank loan. The rate is better 5.25% instead of 5.5% by Maybank.

However, borrowing 2K from bank sounds a bit cock afterall. I was v touched when S****n offered to loan me money. S***n wanted to lend me money too!! *Names to be protected to prevent robbers. Anyway, I am not alone.. *SOB* Well, of course i hope i dun have to borrow from them lar.. Quite paisey.. But seems like that is the last resort~

PAPAROACH - LAST RESORT

Cut my life into pieces I've reached my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a fuck if I cut my arms bleeding Would it be wrong, would it be right If I took my life tonight, chance are that I might Mutilation out of sight and I'm contemplating suicide Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine Nothing's alright, nothing is fine I'm running and I'm crying I never realized I was spread too thin Till it was too late and I was empty within Hungry, feeding on chaos and living in sin Downward spiral, where do I begin It all started when I lost my mother No love for myself and no love for another Searching to find a love upon a higher level Finding nothing but questions and devils Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine Nothing's alright, nothing is fine I'm running and I'm crying I can't go on living this way

HOMELY LONELY

2007-12-25T21:08:00.000+08:00

2 hrs 25 mins

Hopeless

2007-12-24T22:50:00.000+08:00

You dun have to do things for me

You dun have to buy things for me

You dun have to send me home

You dun have to be there for me

But why must you make me sad?

Why you dun comfort me when i am sad?

Why cant u make me smile..?

Feel suffocated between friends and you..

So hard to be a girlfriend

MISTLETOE TALE

2007-12-14T17:18:00.000+08:00

Chunny just inspired me today!!

She asked me what will happen if someone kissed under the mistletoe. So I gave her an immediate answer "Their dreams will come true?" HER FACE CHANGED AND GAVE ME THE "WAT A RETARDED ANS" FACE. Fuck!! Make me roar with laughters!! Anyway, here is the real meaning!!

So SWEET!!

SO LAME!!! But Damn farnie man!! Kissssss the ARSE~

Kissing under the mistletoe is first found associated with (the Greek festival of Saturnalia) and later with primitive marriage rites. Mistletoe was believed to have the power of bestowing fertility, and the dung from which the mistletoe was thought to arise was also said to have "life-giving" power.

p.s. MERRY XMAS!!!

Wet Weather

2007-12-10T18:22:00.000+08:00

The weather is always so bad..

I dun like it when it rains but i dun like it when it is scorching hot.

Makes me wanna nua at home

Just give me a nice fine cloudy weather.. *chill*

A cute but awful doughnut for my lousy day

SNAG

2007-12-06T10:18:00.000+08:00

This is a worthy piece of information which is thought provoking!! Is there any SNAG in Spore?
(Well, Desmond claims that he is one *shrugged*)

What is a SNAG?

Well, first things first, to us girls, a SNAG is defnitely anything but a sissified version of the male species. Instead, we view a SNAG as a guy who, while maintaining his boyishness, still stays in touch with his sensitive side and is not ashamed to show it. He believes in equality of the sexes, treats us girls nicely and shows us the respect we deserve. Not to forget, most girls will swoon at a SNAG because it shows the guy's sensitive side. How do you go about beocming one?

Here are 10 steps to SNAGdom from the girls' point of view!

1. Never view girls as a guy's inferiorChuck away the Neanderthal idea that girls are put on earth to cook and wash for the guys and recognise that we girls have equal standing with you guys. In other words, we want to be shown the same respect you would show other guys. Never belittle our ambitions and aspirations, never put us down to make yourself feel more superior and never ever draw a clear dividing line between girls' work, and guys' work. Yes, this means not making a girl clean yur mud-clogged soccer boots while you sprawl out on the couch and vegetate.

2. Act like a gentlemanAll right, we know that a lot of you guys are terrible apprehensive about doing things like pulling a girl's chair out for her, because you fear being labelled an MCP. But really, most girls do still appreciate being treated like a lady now and then. Of course, we don't expect you guys to triple somersault just to reach the door before us so that you can hold it open. But we would appreciate it if you could lend a hand when you see us struggling with a whole lot of shopping bags, or volunteer to get us our food when you see us looking terribly worn-out from a overnight session of exam cramming. Keep the spirit of chivalry alive!

3. Get in touch with your feelingsThe guy who openly expresses his feelings and emotions are no longer viewed as the sissy. Rather, he is seen as the SNAG who is not afraid of admitting he is capable of emotions. So the next time you feel sniffly watching sad movie scenes like Death Maul killing Qui-Gon Jinn, don't restrain those tears because you have every right to cry. Likewise, if you feel an overwhelming urge to tell a girl you love her, go ahead and let her know. Don't worry about looking foolish! Nothing endears us girls more to guys thean SNAGs who are willing to open up their tough steely exterior, to reveal to us their soft core of emotional vulnerability.

4. Stop using the words like 'Is it PMS again'?Nothing riles us faster than having guys think that any perceived mood swings are brought on by PMS, because that basically signals a lack of effort on a guy's part to try to understand us. After all, just like you guys, we girls also encounter stuff that will put us in a lousy mood; a flunked history quiz, a quarrel with a best friend, a pet that died. To be a SNAG, therefore, do not be quick to blame anything on PMS.

5. Learn to listen to us when we talk!Especially so if we are trying to communicate to you our thoughts and feelings. One of our main grouses about talking to non-SNAGs is that they simply don't listen, so we would love to have SNAGs behave differently from those others. Therefore, do pay some attention to what we have to say. You might become an even better SNAG in the process because you will gain an insight into how our minds work. And we girls do so love someone who truly cares to listen and takes the bother to understand us.

6. Not treating 'sorry' like a dirty wordWhen a SNAg realises he is in the wrong, he will not avoid making an apology. Even if he doesn't like the feeling of admitting his mistakes, he knows this is the right thing to do and he bravely does it. This shows a guy who values the friendship of the people around him and he will do anything within reasonable limits to maintain it.

7. Give us prority in your lifeOf course we are not demanding that you put aside everything in your life and worship the ground we walk on. But let's say you have to make a choice between going alone to a birthday bash where your girl is not invited, and not going to the birthday bash but staying at home with her. A girl would want to be assured that you would rank staying at home with her more important than going to the bash without her. After all, we girls really admire SNAGs who put spending quality time with the girl over having fun without the girl.

8. Respect our ideas and opinionsEven if you hold different opinions from us and may not necessarily agree with our views, we really appreciate it when you givve us a chance to air our opinions and let you know what we are thinking. A SNAG is someone who realises that what a girl has to say is as important as what he himself has to say. And so he gives her an equal chance to speak, listens really attentively to her and does not impulsively jump in to rebut her views.

9. Keep your promises to usIt could be something as simple as calling when you said you would. Or it could be something as big as making a personal sacrifice on your part, like missing the Man U vs. Liverpool live telecast just because you promised the girl to turn up at her family reunion. We girls love it when you honour what is important to us by keeping your promises to us.

10. Finally, love us for what we areA SNAG will not go out for superficial appearances. So do accept us, bad hair day, bad face day and all, and don't shun us like the plague just because we have been attacked by a bad case of the zits. And don't even think of making stupid jokes about beached whales when you see our mini-T looking a tad too snug. In our moments of insecurity, when we turn to you for confort, tell us that we look beautiful to you anyway, and do patiently repeat it as many times as it takes to convince us.

http://www.articlesbase.com/men's-issues-articles/10-steps-to-becoming-a-sensitive-new-age-guy-150174.html

CAMERA

2007-12-03T19:02:00.000+08:00

The more i look at the pictures.. the more i think that my hp camera sucks like fuck.

NEW HP or NEW CAMERA!!

OH YA!!

I will be listing down my birthday wished soon!!

Thanks FRIENDS!! WAHAHAHA

PHOTOS

2007-12-03T09:54:00.000+08:00

These Women (Chunny and Jia Hwa) pushed all the blames onto me when the cream cheese tasted like shit.. But lucky i din taste it first.. WAHAHAHA

CHUNNY~! I POSTED ALL

GAO SAI BING

2007-11-26T20:48:00.000+08:00

ON 23 NOVEMBER 2007, A TRAGIC HAPPENED

WANG P** Z** IS A FUCKING BIATCH!!

SHE SCOLDED ME EVEN B4 I REALISED MY MISTAKE (especially when its a minor one)

ITS FINE IF SHE KAO BEI ME ABT THE CASE BUT SHE SOUNDED SO PARANOID!! (she sounded like her whole family just died. Ya.. wat's new right.. she always sound like a metoer is going to hit the Earth soon) SHE TOLD ME ITS A COMBO CASE AND I SHOULD BE THE ONE HANDLING THE CASE. SHE RATTLED ON AND ON AND ON (and on and on) AFTER THAT I ASKED HER TO SHOW ME THE CASE BECOS I DIDNT BELIEVE THAT I WAS IN THE WRONG BUT SHE WAS FUCKING GIVING ME THIS GUAI LAN FACE THAT I WANTED TO TEAR IT APART (i wanted to do this since long ago to ease the pain for other fellow colleagues)

THE WORST THING WAS SHE WALKED AWAY WHEN I WAS TALKING TO HER AND TOLD ERIC (the team leader) NOT TO TALK TO HER COS SHE FELT VERY MOODY~!! SHE DID ALL THESE SHIT IN FRONT OF ME NOT CONSIDERING THAT SHE WAS STEPPING (mutiple times) ON MY LITTLE EGO!!

ON 25 NOVEMBER 2007, SHE FINALLY SENT ME THE CASE.

YA.. I WAS IN THE WRONG BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE FUCKING BILL STUB WHICH APPEARED ON FALCON. IF IT NV APPEARS, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!!

SO I SENT AN EMAIL TO HER:

"HI PEIZHI,

I AM QUITE SURE THAT I SAW THE CC BILL TAB ON FALCON THE OTHER TIME BUT I DUNNO WHY IT BECAME A 1* CHARGE ON THE CREDIT CARD INSTEAD. ANYWAY, IT WAS MY FAULY FOR NOT CHECKING THE AUT. MY BAD. I AM SORRY.

NEXT TIME IF U SEE ANY OF MY CASES WHICH ARE NOT DONE PROPERLY, COULD YOU PLS ESCALATE TO ME? I DUN WAN MY CASES TO AFFECT YOUR MOOD.

THANKS

REGARDS

PEIYU"

I ROCK

2007-11-13T20:31:00.001+08:00

ALRIGHTY

I AM CONVINCED BY MY GIRLS

I ROCK!!

Gone Case

2007-11-13T02:02:00.000+08:00

PP just dun understand:

What are good for them and what are not
Who are the nice souls and who are not
Which is the path they should take
Who they shouldnt hang out with
What are the futures they want in their lives

I guess outsiders cant say anything anymore

Fuck it

Why should i even bother?

Sharon, Chunrui and i are going to Thailand BANGKOK!! After so many unsuccessful attempts, WE DID IT!! FINALLY!! We are gonna enjoy ourselves so much soooo much !! Pack our bags and leave Spore!! Leave the assignments!! Run away from the disgusting souls!! =D

Wait for our hot babes photo updates!! We rock =D

Depression

2007-11-09T19:22:00.000+08:00

Thurs - Sad Deepavali

Part 1

I nua in office till 1.30pm and i really couldnt take it so i went to shop with jia hwa and chunny in town!! Saw lots of nice stuffs!! But i only bought a 13 bucks belt -__- I wish i can buy the shops down. Anyway, jiahwa went in search of the almost non existent urban junkie store to find that Mahattan sling bag for her beloved Clive. We went all the way to Tangs and she finally got one 100 plus bag for him!! WOO!!

Part 2

- I went to Vivo to meet Shawn.
- He was late (prolly to avenge for that tues when we went to watch Stardust)
- Ate Kim Gary.
- Bought him a plain black polo tee from Cotton On which he doesnt like.
- Bad attitude + sulky face
- Forever tired
- Took 188 home alone
= A total combo hit for me that night =~(

Constellation

2007-11-08T00:08:00.000+08:00

Done.

Des and i cannot stand on common ground.

I read the constellation and it was all written on the sky/stars.

Our 8 characters breed evil - Either He dies or I die.

It is like meteor hitting the Earth if we 2 meet.

It has been 13 days and 31 mins since we last had true contact.

Saw him on 1st November but it was a short hi bye so everything was fine.

Farewell My Friend.

WAHAHAHHAHA!!

Part 2

I watched Stardust With Shawn on TUESDAY!! MY GOD!! IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS MAN!! MICHELLE PFEIFFER IS FUCKING HOT!! ROBERT DE NIRO IS FUCKING FUNKY NUTS!! I ALWAYS LOVE MICHELLE PFEIFFER BUT NOW I AM IN LOVE WITH ROBERT DE NIRO TOO!! THE SHOW IS THE PRODUCT OF FANTASY, ROMANCE, COMEDY AND EVERYTHING NICE!!

I LOVE THE SCENE WHEN ROBERT DE NIRO IS WEARING A WOMAN'S DRESS AND DRAWING FAKE WHORE TATTOO ON HIM. HE WAS DANCING LIKE A MAD ARSE IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR AND PRINCE SEPTIMUS WAS LOOKING AT HIM IN SHOCK!! I LAUGHED TILL I WAS HOARSE AND WAS GASPING FOR AIR!! WELL, IN FACT, ALL THE SCENES ARE FUCKING FANTASTIC!! NO MOMENT OF SIAN-NESS!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: BE CATHERINE ZETA JONES WHEN YOU ARE 40 AND BE MICHELLE PFEIFFER WHEN YOU ARE 50.

P.S: SHAWN!! STOP DEBATING WITH ME!! MICHELLE PFEIFFER ROCKS!!
*TWIST NIPPLES*
DESMOND POON!! STOP SAYING FANTASY SHOW IS PLOTLESS!!
IT IS FREAKING NICE!!
WATCH THE SHOW!!!

=D

Story Of The Mouse

2007-10-27T13:09:00.000+08:00

OH MY GOD!!! I am so keen on blogging abt my old friend Stuart.. I think i will miss him AFTER [only after] he left the company..

Once upon a time, there is this old grumpy LEO named Stuart. He wants to win ALL THE TIME [not once, not twice BUT ALL THE TIME] One day, he decided to make a joke of himself.. He is so enthusiastic abt his job [he likes to compare with us on the amount of transactions we do per day] that he nearly caused the mouse to be ON FIRE!! Chunny and i were sitting side by side and suddenly we heard "diack diack diack diacccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" We were like.. "HuH? Wat the fuck was that..?" I turned to my right and realised that my legendary joker was scrolling the poor mouse SO HARD so i commented "Mouse on fire!! ZOOOMMMMM" You know.. at that instant, it was really damn farnie.. I couldnt close my lower jaw.. Chunny and i are still laughing at this joke and will laugh at this joke till the end of time.. =D

Picture of the original mouse

Picture of the Poor mouse

End of Stuart

End of story~

Creator: Peiyu

Cast: Stuart and Mouse

GOD-SEND JINX

2007-10-26T01:34:00.000+08:00

Why did i agree to roller blade with des?

Why?

WHY?

WWHHY?

Chee Bye..

We were supposed to meet Chunny at Gombak. Des (my ultimate jinx ever ever ever) was jogging and i was supposed to be blading. I had to go down this slope before i could blade along the pavement towards Chunny's hse. Des was in front of me so that i could hold his shoulder to stop me from flying off onto the road and this MAN!! *ROAR* DID NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP ME STOP MY BLADE FIRST BUT EBRAKE IN FRONT OF ME. Of course, due to the beautiful physics world of forces and initials and moments etc, I cheebyely lost my balance and fell hard onmy J.Lo butt. This man was very nice =__= He wanted to catch me b4 i fall BUT he slapped me instead of cathcing me =~( He was out to kill me.. I knew it..

Anyway, the exciting part was that when i was gliding like a bird and my blade strap SNAPPED!! KANINA!! Anyway, the strp is rusty.. I am pretty certain it is not my weight.. (OKIE DES?!) I was so confident that i can blade to and fro cck and gombak you know!! MUST BE DESMOND LAR!! EVIL AURA IS TOO POWERING!! I WILL START TO SPRINT AWAY FROM HIM WHEN I SEE HIM FROM 10METRES AWAY. NA BUEY!!

This is the picture of my beloved California Pro Roller Blade

I wanted to take a picture of the rotten CMI Roller blade but i was too lazy to track back to where i dumped it so pls use ur fantastic imagination to picture this lonely pair of broken roller blade sitting at one dark corner of the tall grasses along the never ending winding jogging pavement.. *BOOooo*

These are my sad faces after reaching Gombak Mac..

Total Self Destruct Mode

Chunny and Des were enjoying their Big Mac meals and whispering sweet nothings to each other (You should have seen desmond's face *clench fist*) and i was sulking as though i had just smelt a skunk fart.. Hmmm.. Issit even relevant.. NVM.. Oh ya.. I was wailing like a whale too =~(

FAIRY CAKES!!

2007-10-20T02:38:00.000+08:00

WEEeeee!! Fairy cakes!! Piao Piao.. I cant really remember all the steps i took to formulate these cupcakes becos i am feeling fainty.. 2.37am now~ *YAWN* Hmmm... They do look like cupcakes but i think the yellow plain ones are too eggy.. =x Should have put lemon zest inside!! SHITO!! NVM!! Next try~!! HAHAHAHA!! Thats how i console myself.. My motto is "NEVER SAY DIE!!" WAHAHAHA!!

The funky thing was when i was baking, this Jiahwa called me to inform me that a bag spree is on!! I was running ard to wash my hand and clean myself like a frantic monkey.. I nearly tripped and DIE =__= BUT IN THE END MY SIS AND I GOT 5 BAGS IN TOTAL!! HOTNESS!! HAHAHA!! They are just too cheap and nice!! Though i hate taiwan spree cos they take donkey years to reach.. They will board the ship and tour Europe one round b4 they reach Singapore.. KA PUI~!!

Hai.. In the end i was too busy to compose my "Mouse On Fire" picture!! Its okie!! For STU-WAT, i will do it TML~!!! Anyway, i was supposed to be the guest blogger for chunny but i am too shagged now.. TML!! WAHAAHAHA!!

Artistic view... Thick Chocolate Digestive Biscuits Fairy Cake with Pecan!!

Hmmmmm... Cream Cheese Disgestive Biscuit Fairy Cake!!

Tribute to Desmond's belated bdae

Group Photo: Random-ness

SADNESS

2007-10-17T23:56:00.000+08:00

The sky is grey

The path is dark

My love for Shawn

will be stored in the dark =~(

I bought this toopid Abercrombie top from a spreeee and that woman din tell me that it is a muscle fit polo tee. Muscle fit polo tend to be one size smaller than the normal polo. SO KANINA!! I BOUGHT M SIZE FOR SHAWN!! NOW THE POLO TEE (MY LOVE) WILL BE KEPT INSIDE SHAWN'S CLOSET (THE DARK) FOREVER!! *ROAR*

Anyway, anyone wants to buy from me? Give it to brothers or boyfriends or dick friends?

The shirt is a total hotness!!
Tagged at size M
The colour is WOO HOO - HOT!! DEEP RED
Price: $32 (inclusive of postage)
$30 (if i pass to you)
hmmm.. price slightly negotiable depending on the closeness of our friendship =) WAHAHA!! Just kidding!! Everyone is an angel!! =D

Halloween!!

2007-10-13T21:16:00.000+08:00

My day started off in the sian half StarHub. My computer gave up on me and i spent like 1 1/2 hrs trying to log on to another computer.. =__= Pang Sai!! Later part of my day was good cos i have FINALLY caught up with NELLYJOY's SPREE!! WOOSH!! Bought the Mango look alike dress that i wanted for so long!! Though i am not so sure if i have made the right decision becos Jia Hwa kept saying the dress will show the armpit FATS.. =~( BUT FUCK IT~!! That will motivate me to eat less exercise more~!! =D

Anyhoooo.. If i am frustrated/depressed/sian/pms, i can always find STUART!! He is my new appointed punching bag!! He wore this funky camou pants today!! Laugh till my teeth drop!! His face looks 35yrs old and he still wants to act hip hop like at young teen.. =__= LEOPARD CRAWL DUDE!!

I was supposed to be making my Turkish Delight Icy Bites... BUT DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, i cant make them. I feel like my bones are breaking!! I probably caught some dengue fever..

Halloween is ard the corner!! Someone starts a halloween party pls!!??!! I still remember i tried to organise one last yr but my friends are all super not enthu *ARGHHHhhh*

PROOF:

Here are some goodies we can include in our parties!! *WINK*

Cobweb Cupcakes

Witches' Brooms

Monster Eyeballs

Cooking Lesson 1 (Virgin post)

2007-10-10T23:55:00.000+08:00

Today was my first time baking with Suelin!! We were bitching ard and i dun understand why
both of us behave like drunkards when we are together.. Must be Suelin.. Craziness is
contagious!! HAHAHA!!

We kicked off with the checkerbox cake.. And it freaking looks like some dartboard =(

And the end product is like THIS

Looks okie.. first attempt for this PARTICULAR recipe!! Can be spared for the taste right? =x

We were left with lots of choc cake mixture so Sue wanted to try something new.. She said we should add in more butter!! This magical sentence from her gave us THIS

IT IS A TOTAL HOTNESS FONDANT!! REALLY!! THE CHOC IS DAMN THICK!! NO JOKE!! Will come up with the best recipe for this fondant soon!! EXCITED!! YAY!!